Ways to make work more interesting part 1: Office Supply Poetry
Nightmare in Fur
Had a dream that I was being haunted by the Ghost of a cat.
It had all the suspense, fear and tension of a great horror story. However, rather than rattling chains or screaming, the pay off was a Cat meowing like it was stuck in a cupboard, killed the mood.
I was thinking of calling the RSPCA but they said they weren’t much use against the unquiet dead.
At the end of the dream, I turned to the Catholic church for an exorcism and those lads sorted the Cat problem out for good.
Dog
A dog called jack approaches the tree I’m sitting under.
‘No jack don’t wee there, someone’s sitting there. Sorry, I think he’s all out of juice now anyway, he’s just doing it for show’
Jack looks at me as if to say he doesn’t give a shit and I got lucky this time.
Sage advice
‘Well the moral of that story is, don’t take things from old Nazi families’
Best advice I’ve heard in a while.
The Waiting Room
So I’m waiting to see the doctor and they’re playing classic fm. Then this calming little ditty comes on.
RELAXED.
The moral of the story is this 